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Manus executives have been restricted from leaving the country, which is another reminder to everyone: China's laws have both territorial and personal jurisdiction.
Territorial jurisdiction: As long as you conduct business within China's borders, Chinese law applies to you;
Personal jurisdiction: As long as you hold Chinese citizenship, Chinese law applies to everything you do on Earth.
In the current global return to protectionism, there is no longer any middle ground.
If you truly want to avoid legal risks, completely renounce your Chinese citizenship and go abroad.

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Family,
If you're constipated, you can try eating freshly cut oats mixed with chia seeds, in a ratio of about 7:1.
I originally had a normal rhythm with that stuff,
But after eating oats and chia seed porridge for two days, I was so full I couldn't eat anything else, and
I actually ended up with diarrhea,
The doctor said I just consumed too much dietary fiber, and told me to stop eating it for 3 days.

美元一漲，
黃金就不太行了，
不光黃金不行，
股票、國債都在下殺，
資金在回到美元。

這年頭，連胡蘿蔔也在相親，
你們說這倆能配一對嗎？

這世界最遙遠的距離，
是川普軟了，
伊朗硬了，
油價又原地起飛了。

我的創作者收益也完犢子了，
暫停就暫停，
無所謂。

油價暴漲，
引發流動性危機，
避險資產也不避險了，
這種情況，
只有手握美元現金，
才是真避險。

已婚男士會給未婚男士什麼忠告呢？
第一，別結婚
第二，結了別離婚，女的都差不多。

陳冠希怎麼這樣了？
曾經的男神，
現在連趙本山都不如了。

$opn 大家真的不看看嗎？
全員反撸，
低位開盤，
怎麼也得表現一下吧？

春天到了，
玉蘭花開了，
今日驚蟄。

豆包領元宵節紅包了，
打開豆包，
點擊豆包元宵，
隨便生成一首詩或者一幅圖，
就有紅包啦。

原油美元大漲，
其餘資產均暴跌，
美元流動性危機了？
美聯儲你還不印錢，良心不會痛嗎？