LukeCannon♂️

Former professional poker players but we put them in charge of protocols with billions of dollars of other people's money to play heads up poker against North Korea

The last 3 years all I heard was "Layer Zero is a chad team"
Now we're all wondering what that meant...
That they're winners?
That they write good code?
That they're well-intentioned?
Or that they throw good parties? (genuinely asking, never attended one)

Bad day to be a protocol with DAO in your name
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"HYPE can't do more than a 2x because ... checks notes ... the team has tokens to sell!"
> Invested $100M in quantum computer PoW zk-L1 enabling Turing-complete RWAfi on Bitcoin

Guy who thinks perpetual futures that use dated futures as an oracle are the future of finance

Trump saw people longing XPL & LIT and said "that's enough"

Historians will speak of unrivaled excess during the Pax Americana, exemplified in particular by universal access to 10x leverage on Fartcoin.

The best part about decentralization is that when your leader calls you off, you can keep launching missiles at your enemies without getting in trouble

Alright now pls nobody bring up the Epstein files this time or else the war will be back on in no time