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A guy matched with someone nearby on a social media app, and they were chatting up a storm.
The girl sent a photo of herself, and the guy's eyes went wide—"you're so pretty."
The guy asked to see her body, and surprisingly, the girl agreed.
The girl said: "I'm home alone, why don't you come over? We can have some drinks and chat."
The guy went crazy—"isn't this exactly what I use social media for?"
After waiting so long, my luck finally came through. The girl immediately sent him her location.
Right after he left, the girl messaged: "I have alcohol at home, but no snacks. If you don't mind, co

# How Many People Are Like This?
You borrowed 100,000 yuan from JD Finance, split into 12 installments at an 18% annual interest rate, with a monthly payment of 9,800 yuan.
In the second month, you lost your source of income, so you opened the Meituan app and borrowed 9,800 yuan to pay back JD Finance. You split it into a one-year term with monthly payments of over 1,000 yuan. At this point, your monthly payment has already increased to 11,000 yuan.
In the third month, you clicked on 360 again and borrowed 11,000 yuan to pay back the previous two institutions. Just three months in, your debt h

# Six Years Ago, My E-bike Battery Was Stolen
Six years ago, the battery of my old e-bike, which I had ridden for three years, was stolen. I checked the security footage with the property management but couldn't find out who took it. I sold the empty e-bike shell at a low price and started commuting by bike-sharing.
A month later, my neighbor, Auntie Yang, stopped me downstairs and suddenly knelt down in front of me. She pleaded with me, saying: You stole my battery. It exploded while I was charging it at home. My whole family is now in the hospital. Can you give me the invoice for this e-bike

Just laid down in bed getting ready to sleep
When a distant relative called me
He said: his son hit someone while driving and the situation is pretty serious. I thought he was going to ask to borrow money.
But then he said, after all his son just graduated college and still needs to take the civil service exam, can't have a blemish on his record
He asked if I could take the fall for him? At worst I'd spend a few days in jail, and he'd be grateful to me for life.
I suggested he go through legal channels, and he said his son is colorblind, doesn't even have a driver's license yet, and on top of

# An Old Middle School Classmate
I hadn't been in touch with a middle school classmate in years. He said he was coming to town for some business, so I picked him up at the station and took him out for dinner.
After dinner, he suggested organizing a karaoke night with our old classmates to have some fun.
I said I had something to do that evening. He said there's no way my business would take all night—he'd take the classmates to sing first, and I could join him after I finished. I could come over later.
I said sure, go ahead and sing, but I might not be able to make it since I'd probably be don

My cousin called me the day before yesterday and asked if I had social insurance.
He said to lend him my social insurance to use for a payment. I know about using medical insurance to buy medicine and such, but I'd never heard of using social insurance for payments.
I asked him how that would work. He said to go to the bank and pay a few cents, just go through the process.
His explanation confused me. I said, "Then don't use social insurance. If you're short on money, I can just give it to you directly. Why make it so complicated?"
He was vague about it, so I pressed him further. I asked if so

In the morning waiting in line at an amusement park
We were queued up nicely when suddenly someone cut in front
Then we questioned why they cut in line
They just looked dismissive and said I didn't cut in front of you
Look, everyone else has no problem, why do you two have an opinion
Everyone waiting in line around us said nothing, just watched us argue
Then my friend loudly asked, do you all have no problem with cutting in line?
Asked several times but still no one said anything
My friend pulled me directly to the very front of the line and we cut in as number one
Still no one said anything..

A fortune-teller who traveled around was summoned by the county magistrate.
The county magistrate said to him: "Among the three people sitting beside me, one is my wife, and the others are her maids. If you can identify which one is my wife, I will forgive your crimes. Otherwise, if you set up a fortune-telling stall in this county again, I will punish you for 'spreading false rumors to deceive the masses!'"
The fortune-teller looked at the three women, whose clothing, hairstyles, and ages were identical, and whose faces were all expressionless. He then said to the magistrate: "Such a simple m

My cousin married a wealthy second-generation rich guy who had a six-month-old son. The child's biological mother died from amniotic fluid embolism during childbirth, and my cousin promised to care for the child as if he were her own.
I visited their home once, and that child only drank distilled water, ate only organic vegetables and imported poultry and seafood from abroad. My cousin was exceptionally patient with the child—she never hit or scolded him when he misbehaved, only gently reasoned with him.
Everyone praised her for being such a good stepmother. Unfortunately, this didn't last lon

A man encountered an elderly person who had collapsed on his way to work and immediately took him to the hospital. Since he didn't have much money on him, he called his girlfriend for help.
As soon as his girlfriend entered the ward, she started scolding him: "Are you sick? Why are you meddling in other people's business?"
When she saw the elderly man on the bed, she was startled: "Dad!"
The old man glanced at his girlfriend and said to him: "Young man, you're a good person. She's not worthy of you. Break up with my daughter."
After being discharged from the hospital, the old man told his daug

Yesterday, a man on a motorcycle was preparing to queue up to get on the highway when a sedan in front suddenly backed up and hit him directly.
Afterwards, a female driver got out of the car and quickly apologized to the motorcycle owner. The man, seeing her sincere attitude, was very generous and said: "Forget about it. You don't need to pay for the repair costs. Just pay attention to what's behind you when you back up next time."
I thought the matter would be settled just like that, but then a toll booth worker suddenly walked over and told the female driver: "Motorcycles are not allowed on

Someone is willing to introduce you to a romantic partner
But nobody is willing to introduce you to a good job
Introducing a romantic partner means treating you as a resource to introduce to others
Introducing a good job means introducing good resources to you
Everyone is selfish, everyone fears you living a good life

# Those Cold Facts That Fooled You for Years
People say you were the fastest sperm running in back then.
The truth is: The egg has a protective layer called the "zona pellucida." Many sperm are actually much faster than you. They released acrosomal enzymes, dissolving the zona pellucida, but they all exhausted themselves and died outside the door.
Even so, many sperm kept charging forward one after another, finally dissolving the zona pellucida. By that time, they had all already "disappeared." It just happened to be your turn. You walked down the path your fellow sperm had opened, seized the

A former university classmate we weren't even in the same class with, and we've never had any real connection. Today he suddenly created a group chat and added six of us.
He immediately says: "Bros, I'm getting married. My wife's family requires us to buy a car worth 200,000 yuan. I don't have the money on hand, so I'm reaching out to you brothers. Each of you lend me 10,000 yuan to cover the down payment. If any of you are well-off, you could lend me a bit more."
At first I thought he was joking. People in the group were making jokes and laughing. But then this guy emphasized again in the gro

# This Year's 315 Gala Exposed 9 Major Counterfeit Products
**First:** "Russian imported camel milk powder" purchased at 7 yuan wholesale sold for 229 yuan, but actually contains soy flour
**Second:** Internet-famous beef tripe workshop workers smoking, damaged floor conditions
**Third:** Liu Wenxiang spicy hotpot exposed using duck meat instead of beef and pork
**Fourth:** Meiyijia convenience stores with over 40,000 nationwide branches exposed selling counterfeit cigarettes at multiple locations
**Fifth:** Freeze-dried strawberries detected with heavy metals exceeding standards by 14 times,